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If You Don't Start Drinking In The Morning You Won't Drink All Day Lemon Golf Print T-Shirt | 230G Double-Sided Wax Cotton Retro Vintage Casual Humor Tee

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If You Don't Start Drinking In The Morning You Won't Drink All Day Lemon Golf Print T-Shirt | 230G Double-Sided Wax Cotton Retro Vintage Casual Humor Tee
If You Don't Start Drinking In The Morning You Won't Drink All Day Lemon Golf Print T-Shirt | 230G Double-Sided Wax Cotton Retro Vintage Casual Humor Tee
Regular price $37.00
Sale price $47.00

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It's not a drinking problem.
It's a time management solution.
Paired with the most civilized sport
ever invented.

Golf is a game of patience.
Of strategy.
Of standing in beautifully manicured
landscapes at unreasonable hours
of the morning trying to put
a very small ball into
a very small hole
with a stick —
while pretending this is relaxing.
And the man who has played
enough rounds to know
that the gap between the first tee
and the nineteenth hole
is best bridged by a commitment
to the process —
a full and devoted commitment
to the process —
has also discovered something
that the greatest golf philosophers
have known for generations:
a proper round of golf
requires proper preparation.
Preparation that begins
not at the driving range.
Not at the putting green.
Not at the tee box.
But considerably earlier —
ideally with something cold,
something citrus-forward,
and something that transforms
a 6am tee time
from a questionable life decision
into the single greatest choice
he has made all week.
IF YOU DON'T START DRINKING
IN THE MORNING
YOU WON'T BE ABLE TO DRINK ALL DAY.
Words of wisdom.
Worn on wax cotton.
With a lemon slice and a golf print
because he has always understood
that the game and the glass
were always meant to go together.
Wear the philosophy.
Play the round.
Drink accordingly.

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✦ WHY YOU'LL LOVE THIS TEE
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✔ Hilariously Accurate Double-Sided
 Golf & Lemon Humor Print — Bold
 "IF YOU DON'T START DRINKING IN
 THE MORNING YOU WON'T BE ABLE TO
 DRINK ALL DAY" typography paired
 with a charming lemon slice and
 golf pattern — printed front and
 back. The most honest piece of
 golf course wisdom ever committed
 to wax cotton — worn by the man
 who has lived every word of it
 and found them to be completely,
 consistently accurate.

✔ The Golf Tee That Gets It — Not
 the polo. Not the branded quarter-zip.
 The tee that tells the actual truth
 about what a great round of golf
 really involves — the strategy,
 the patience, the early start,
 and the very reasonable commitment
 to refreshment that makes all
 of the above genuinely enjoyable.
 This is the tee for that man.
 He has been waiting for it.

✔ Premium 230G Wax Printed Cotton —
 High-quality wax printed cotton
 at 230 grams that delivers a
 beautifully rich, textured finish
 unlike standard cotton printing.
 The wax print process gives each
 piece a unique depth of color and
 character — warm, substantial,
 and completely distinctive.
 The kind of quality that the
 golf course — and the bar after —
 both deserve.

✔ Double-Sided Print — The humor
 keeps going. Front. Back. Both
 sides carrying the full lemon
 golf philosophy for everyone
 at the tee box, on the fairway,
 and at the nineteenth hole
 to read and immediately agree with.

✔ High-Quality Wax Cotton Fabric —
 Thick, substantial, and skin-friendly
 with a certain luxurious weight
 that makes this tee feel more
 premium than anything else in
 the golf bag. The wax cotton
 that breathes through the back
 nine and still looks great at
 the bar after.

✔ Retro Vintage Fashion Aesthetic —
 The wax print retro finish gives
 this golf humor tee a beautifully
 nostalgic character — like a
 vintage club tee from the best
 round he ever played. The retro
 aesthetic that makes the lemon
 golf graphic feel timeless —
 because the philosophy it carries
 always has been.

✔ Relaxed Comfortable Fit — A loose,
 comfortable silhouette that moves
 with him through every hole —
 the good ones, the bad ones, and
 the ones where the drink in hand
 was the only thing making the
 experience genuinely enjoyable.
 Comfortable enough for eighteen
 holes. Stylish enough for the
 clubhouse after.

✔ Versatile Golf & Casual Wear —
 Pairs perfectly with golf shorts,
 chinos, jeans, or cargo pants.
 From the early morning tee time
 to the afternoon patio to the
 evening cookout — a tee that
 travels through every chapter
 of the golf day as effortlessly
 as the man who wears it.

✔ The Ultimate Golf Humor Gift —
 Perfect for any golfer who has
 ever teed off before 7am and
 fully understood why preparation
 was essential. Birthdays, golf
 tournament gifts, Father's Day,
 holiday gifts, bachelor party
 favors, or just because —
 this one gets the loudest laugh
 and the most immediate
 "this is EXACTLY right"
 from every golfer who reads it.

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✦ PRODUCT DETAILS
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- Material:    230G High-Quality
              Wax Printed Cotton
- Fit:         Unisex Loose / Relaxed /
              Comfortable
- Print:       Double-Sided Lemon &
              Golf Humor Letter Print
- Wash Effect: Retro Vintage Wax Wash
- Neckline:    Crew Neck / Round Neck
- Sleeve:      Short Sleeve
- Style:       Golf Humor / Retro /
              Casual / Vintage /
              Fashion Brand
- Occasion:    Golf / Daily / Casual /
              Holiday / Gift
- Season:      Summer / All-season

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✦ SIZE GUIDE (in inches)
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Size  | Chest  | Length | Shoulder
------|--------|--------|----------
S     | 19.5"  | 27.5"  | 17.5"
M     | 21"    | 28.5"  | 18.5"
L     | 22.5"  | 29.5"  | 19.5"
XL    | 24"    | 30.5"  | 20.5"
2XL   | 25.5"  | 31.5"  | 21.5"
3XL   | 27"    | 32.5"  | 22.5"

📏 Tip: This tee runs with a relaxed loose
  fit. Size down for a more fitted look.
  True to size for the perfect casual
  golf style comfortable drape.

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✦ CARE INSTRUCTIONS
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- Machine wash cold, inside out
- Wash with similar colors
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry low or hang dry
- Do not iron directly on print
- Wash inside out to preserve wax
 print finish and both-sided
 print quality

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✦ HOW TO ORDER
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✦ SHIPPING INFORMATION
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📦 Standard Shipping: 4–7 business days

- Free standard shipping on orders over $29
- Tracking number provided via email once
 your order ships
- We ship worldwide 🌍

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✦ RETURN & EXCHANGE POLICY
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✔ 30-day return window from the date of
 delivery
✔ Items must be unworn, unwashed, and in
 original condition
✔ Size exchanges accepted — just contact
 us first
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 or fully refund, no questions asked

📩 To start a return or exchange, email us:
  support@fireriestyle.com
  Please include your order number and
  reason for return.

⚠ Sale items and final sale products are
 non-refundable.

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