Compost Your Enemies Funny Chicken Washed T-Shirt | Vintage Retro Single-Sided 230 GSM Heavyweight Cotton Unisex Tee

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Revenge? No thanks.
Composting? Now we're talking.

Why waste energy on your enemies
when you could just feed them to the chickens?
Sustainable. Eco-friendly. Deeply satisfying.
Let the hens handle it —
they've got absolutely zero drama
and a 100% composting success rate.
Live simply. Garden boldly.
Let the chickens do what chickens do best.
This is the unbothered lifestyle.
Wear it with pride.

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✦ WHY YOU'LL LOVE THIS TEE
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✔ Hilariously Brilliant Single-Sided Chicken Print — Bold
 "COMPOST YOUR ENEMIES" design featuring a charming
 chicken graphic printed on the front. Witty, weird,
 and wildly relatable — the kind of shirt that makes
 strangers burst out laughing and immediately want
 to know where you got it.

✔ Premium Vintage Acid Wash — Special mineral-washing process gives
 each piece a unique, worn-in texture with rich, deep tones —
 no two shirts look exactly alike.

✔ 230 GSM Heavyweight Pure Cotton — Thick, skin-friendly, and
 breathable. Built to last wash after wash without losing its
 shape or softness.

✔ Relaxed Unisex Oversized Fit — Dropped shoulders and a relaxed
 silhouette that flatters all body types. The perfectly
 unbothered fit for the perfectly unbothered person —
 made for men and women.

✔ Versatile Everyday Wear — Pairs effortlessly with jeans,
 joggers, overalls, or shorts. Rock it at the farmers
 market, the garden, the backyard BBQ, or literally
 anywhere you want to be the most entertaining
 person in the room.

✔ The Gift That Always Lands — Perfect for gardeners,
 homesteaders, chicken keepers, plant parents, or
 anyone with a healthy sense of humor and a zero-drama
 approach to life. Birthdays, holidays, housewarming
 parties — this one gets the loudest reaction every time.

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✦ PRODUCT DETAILS
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- Material:    100% Heavyweight Pure Cotton (230 GSM)
- Fit:         Unisex Oversized / Relaxed
- Print:       Single-Sided Graphic Print
- Wash Effect: Vintage Mineral / Acid Wash
- Neckline:    Crew Neck
- Sleeve:      Short Sleeve
- Season:      All-season (Great for Spring & Summer)

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✦ SIZE GUIDE (in inches)
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Size  | Chest  | Length | Shoulder
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S     | 19.5"  | 27.5"  | 17.5"
M     | 21"    | 28.5"  | 18.5"
L     | 22.5"  | 29.5"  | 19.5"
XL    | 24"    | 30.5"  | 20.5"
2XL   | 25.5"  | 31.5"  | 21.5"
3XL   | 27"    | 32.5"  | 22.5"

📏 Tip: This tee runs with an intentional oversized fit.
  Size down if you prefer a more fitted look.

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✦ CARE INSTRUCTIONS
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- Machine wash cold, inside out
- Wash with similar colors
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry low or hang dry
- Do not iron directly on print
- Wash inside out to preserve the vintage wash effect

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✦ HOW TO ORDER
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1️⃣ Select your size from the dropdown menu
2️⃣ Choose your preferred color
3️⃣ Click "Add to Cart" or "Buy it Now"
4️⃣ Complete checkout — we accept all major credit cards,
  PayPal, and Shop Pay
5️⃣ You'll receive an order confirmation email immediately

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✦ SHIPPING INFORMATION
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🚚 Processing Time: 1–3 business days
📦 Standard Shipping: 4–7 business days

- Free standard shipping on orders over $29
- Tracking number provided via email once your order ships
- We ship worldwide 🌍

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✦ RETURN & EXCHANGE POLICY
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💛 Your satisfaction is our priority.

✔ 30-day return window from the date of delivery
✔ Items must be unworn, unwashed, and in original condition
✔ Size exchanges accepted — just contact us first
✔ Defective or wrong items? We'll replace or fully refund, no questions asked

📩 To start a return or exchange, email us at: support@fireriestyle.com
  Please include your order number and reason for return.

⚠ Sale items and final sale products are non-refundable.

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