{"product_id":"if-you-don-t-start-drinking-in-the-morning-you-won-t-drink-all-day-lemon-golf-print-t-shirt-230g-double-sided-wax-cotton-retro-vintage-casual-humor-tee","title":"If You Don't Start Drinking In The Morning You Won't Drink All Day Lemon Golf Print T-Shirt | 230G Double-Sided Wax Cotton Retro Vintage Casual Humor Tee","description":"\u003cp\u003e🔥 FIRERIE STYLE — Premium Fashion\u003cbr\u003e━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━\u003cbr\u003e Where Style Meets Fire — Wear What You Live\u003cbr\u003e━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐  Trusted by 10,000+ Happy Customers Worldwide\u003cbr\u003e🔥 Premium Quality  |  🍋 Golf Edition  |  🚚 Fast Shipping\u003cbr\u003e━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eIt's not a drinking problem.\u003cbr\u003eIt's a time management solution.\u003cbr\u003ePaired with the most civilized sport\u003cbr\u003eever invented.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eGolf is a game of patience.\u003cbr\u003eOf strategy.\u003cbr\u003eOf standing in beautifully manicured\u003cbr\u003elandscapes at unreasonable hours\u003cbr\u003eof the morning trying to put\u003cbr\u003ea very small ball into\u003cbr\u003ea very small hole\u003cbr\u003ewith a stick —\u003cbr\u003ewhile pretending this is relaxing.\u003cbr\u003eAnd the man who has played\u003cbr\u003eenough rounds to know\u003cbr\u003ethat the gap between the first tee\u003cbr\u003eand the nineteenth hole\u003cbr\u003eis best bridged by a commitment\u003cbr\u003eto the process —\u003cbr\u003ea full and devoted commitment\u003cbr\u003eto the process —\u003cbr\u003ehas also discovered something\u003cbr\u003ethat the greatest golf philosophers\u003cbr\u003ehave known for generations:\u003cbr\u003ea proper round of golf\u003cbr\u003erequires proper preparation.\u003cbr\u003ePreparation that begins\u003cbr\u003enot at the driving range.\u003cbr\u003eNot at the putting green.\u003cbr\u003eNot at the tee box.\u003cbr\u003eBut considerably earlier —\u003cbr\u003eideally with something cold,\u003cbr\u003esomething citrus-forward,\u003cbr\u003eand something that transforms\u003cbr\u003ea 6am tee time\u003cbr\u003efrom a questionable life decision\u003cbr\u003einto the single greatest choice\u003cbr\u003ehe has made all week.\u003cbr\u003eIF YOU DON'T START DRINKING\u003cbr\u003eIN THE MORNING\u003cbr\u003eYOU WON'T BE ABLE TO DRINK ALL DAY.\u003cbr\u003eWords of wisdom.\u003cbr\u003eWorn on wax cotton.\u003cbr\u003eWith a lemon slice and a golf print\u003cbr\u003ebecause he has always understood\u003cbr\u003ethat the game and the glass\u003cbr\u003ewere always meant to go together.\u003cbr\u003eWear the philosophy.\u003cbr\u003ePlay the round.\u003cbr\u003eDrink accordingly.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e────────────────────────────────────────\u003cbr\u003e✦ WHY YOU'LL LOVE THIS TEE\u003cbr\u003e────────────────────────────────────────\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e✔ Hilariously Accurate Double-Sided\u003cbr\u003e Golf \u0026amp; Lemon Humor Print — Bold\u003cbr\u003e \"IF YOU DON'T START DRINKING IN\u003cbr\u003e THE MORNING YOU WON'T BE ABLE TO\u003cbr\u003e DRINK ALL DAY\" typography paired\u003cbr\u003e with a charming lemon slice and\u003cbr\u003e golf pattern — printed front and\u003cbr\u003e back. The most honest piece of\u003cbr\u003e golf course wisdom ever committed\u003cbr\u003e to wax cotton — worn by the man\u003cbr\u003e who has lived every word of it\u003cbr\u003e and found them to be completely,\u003cbr\u003e consistently accurate.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e✔ The Golf Tee That Gets It — Not\u003cbr\u003e the polo. Not the branded quarter-zip.\u003cbr\u003e The tee that tells the actual truth\u003cbr\u003e about what a great round of golf\u003cbr\u003e really involves — the strategy,\u003cbr\u003e the patience, the early start,\u003cbr\u003e and the very reasonable commitment\u003cbr\u003e to refreshment that makes all\u003cbr\u003e of the above genuinely enjoyable.\u003cbr\u003e This is the tee for that man.\u003cbr\u003e He has been waiting for it.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e✔ Premium 230G Wax Printed Cotton —\u003cbr\u003e High-quality wax printed cotton\u003cbr\u003e at 230 grams that delivers a\u003cbr\u003e beautifully rich, textured finish\u003cbr\u003e unlike standard cotton printing.\u003cbr\u003e The wax print process gives each\u003cbr\u003e piece a unique depth of color and\u003cbr\u003e character — warm, substantial,\u003cbr\u003e and completely distinctive.\u003cbr\u003e The kind of quality that the\u003cbr\u003e golf course — and the bar after —\u003cbr\u003e both deserve.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e✔ Double-Sided Print — The humor\u003cbr\u003e keeps going. 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The retro\u003cbr\u003e aesthetic that makes the lemon\u003cbr\u003e golf graphic feel timeless —\u003cbr\u003e because the philosophy it carries\u003cbr\u003e always has been.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e✔ Relaxed Comfortable Fit — A loose,\u003cbr\u003e comfortable silhouette that moves\u003cbr\u003e with him through every hole —\u003cbr\u003e the good ones, the bad ones, and\u003cbr\u003e the ones where the drink in hand\u003cbr\u003e was the only thing making the\u003cbr\u003e experience genuinely enjoyable.\u003cbr\u003e Comfortable enough for eighteen\u003cbr\u003e holes. Stylish enough for the\u003cbr\u003e clubhouse after.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e✔ Versatile Golf \u0026amp; Casual Wear —\u003cbr\u003e Pairs perfectly with golf shorts,\u003cbr\u003e chinos, jeans, or cargo pants.\u003cbr\u003e From the early morning tee time\u003cbr\u003e to the afternoon patio to the\u003cbr\u003e evening cookout — a tee that\u003cbr\u003e travels through every chapter\u003cbr\u003e of the golf day as effortlessly\u003cbr\u003e as the man who wears it.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e✔ The Ultimate Golf Humor Gift —\u003cbr\u003e Perfect for any golfer who has\u003cbr\u003e ever teed off before 7am and\u003cbr\u003e fully understood why preparation\u003cbr\u003e was essential. Birthdays, golf\u003cbr\u003e tournament gifts, Father's Day,\u003cbr\u003e holiday gifts, bachelor party\u003cbr\u003e favors, or just because —\u003cbr\u003e this one gets the loudest laugh\u003cbr\u003e and the most immediate\u003cbr\u003e \"this is EXACTLY right\"\u003cbr\u003e from every golfer who reads it.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e────────────────────────────────────────\u003cbr\u003e✦ PRODUCT DETAILS\u003cbr\u003e────────────────────────────────────────\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e- Material:    230G High-Quality\u003cbr\u003e              Wax Printed Cotton\u003cbr\u003e- Fit:         Unisex Loose \/ Relaxed \/\u003cbr\u003e              Comfortable\u003cbr\u003e- Print:       Double-Sided Lemon \u0026amp;\u003cbr\u003e              Golf Humor Letter Print\u003cbr\u003e- Wash Effect: Retro Vintage Wax Wash\u003cbr\u003e- Neckline:    Crew Neck \/ Round Neck\u003cbr\u003e- Sleeve:      Short Sleeve\u003cbr\u003e- Style:       Golf Humor \/ Retro \/\u003cbr\u003e              Casual \/ Vintage \/\u003cbr\u003e              Fashion Brand\u003cbr\u003e- Occasion:    Golf \/ Daily \/ Casual \/\u003cbr\u003e              Holiday \/ Gift\u003cbr\u003e- Season:      Summer \/ All-season\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e────────────────────────────────────────\u003cbr\u003e✦ SIZE GUIDE (in inches)\u003cbr\u003e────────────────────────────────────────\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eSize  | Chest  | Length | Shoulder\u003cbr\u003e------|--------|--------|----------\u003cbr\u003eS     | 19.5\"  | 27.5\"  | 17.5\"\u003cbr\u003eM     | 21\"    | 28.5\"  | 18.5\"\u003cbr\u003eL     | 22.5\"  | 29.5\"  | 19.5\"\u003cbr\u003eXL    | 24\"    | 30.5\"  | 20.5\"\u003cbr\u003e2XL   | 25.5\"  | 31.5\"  | 21.5\"\u003cbr\u003e3XL   | 27\"    | 32.5\"  | 22.5\"\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e📏 Tip: This tee runs with a relaxed loose\u003cbr\u003e  fit. Size down for a more fitted look.\u003cbr\u003e  True to size for the perfect casual\u003cbr\u003e  golf style comfortable drape.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e────────────────────────────────────────\u003cbr\u003e✦ CARE INSTRUCTIONS\u003cbr\u003e────────────────────────────────────────\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e- Machine wash cold, inside out\u003cbr\u003e- Wash with similar colors\u003cbr\u003e- Do not bleach\u003cbr\u003e- Tumble dry low or hang dry\u003cbr\u003e- Do not iron directly on print\u003cbr\u003e- Wash inside out to preserve wax\u003cbr\u003e print finish and both-sided\u003cbr\u003e print quality\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e────────────────────────────────────────\u003cbr\u003e✦ HOW TO ORDER\u003cbr\u003e────────────────────────────────────────\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e1️⃣ Select your size from the dropdown menu\u003cbr\u003e2️⃣ Choose your preferred color\u003cbr\u003e3️⃣ Click \"Add to Cart\" or \"Buy it Now\"\u003cbr\u003e4️⃣ Complete checkout — we accept all major\u003cbr\u003e  credit cards, PayPal, and Shop Pay\u003cbr\u003e5️⃣ You'll receive an order confirmation\u003cbr\u003e  email immediately\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e────────────────────────────────────────\u003cbr\u003e✦ SHIPPING INFORMATION\u003cbr\u003e────────────────────────────────────────\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e🚚 Processing Time: 1–3 business days\u003cbr\u003e📦 Standard Shipping: 4–7 business days\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e- Free standard shipping on orders over $29\u003cbr\u003e- Tracking number provided via email once\u003cbr\u003e your order ships\u003cbr\u003e- We ship worldwide 🌍\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e────────────────────────────────────────\u003cbr\u003e✦ RETURN \u0026amp; EXCHANGE POLICY\u003cbr\u003e────────────────────────────────────────\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e💛 Your satisfaction is our priority.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e✔ 30-day return window from the date of\u003cbr\u003e delivery\u003cbr\u003e✔ Items must be unworn, unwashed, and in\u003cbr\u003e original condition\u003cbr\u003e✔ Size exchanges accepted — just contact\u003cbr\u003e us first\u003cbr\u003e✔ Defective or wrong items? 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